i feel so weird saying my own name
smile my son
most embarassing video ever im just gonna go and dig a hole and hide inside it for centuries
OMG IMD YING
OHMY G. HO. D
FOR THE PEOPLE ASKING, NO I DID NOT MEAN TO RECORD THIS IT WAS MEANT TO BE PRIVATE SENORPACMAN TIME
YOU ARE THE MR. BEAN OF OUR GENERATION.
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
you changed so much in too little time. I don’t even recognize you anymore… I’m afraid…how i should treat you? seems i can’t accept it. I don’t love you anymore… yet… I can’t live without you…
How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear
fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE
i iiiij JJJustuTT STARTEDL OoKING AT THITS GIF AGAIN AMD IM LAGUHNG SO FHARD IM CRYING
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makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.
We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”
"Why did you make him wear a dress?"
"Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?"
"He’s going to hate you when he grows up."
"No way I’d let my son dress like a girl."
The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.
When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.
Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.
I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
Not forte, not mezzoforte. That’s right, it’s the rare forte-and-a-half, because whoever arranged this music was just that indecisive.
The speed of fast
*dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*
*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING